if i was cis and stayed white i’d vibe in 1950s or something. but as a trans person hell nah, i like having some healthcare, not much but some

woah, that is future psychopath behaviour

holy heck, oh to be tripping in a place like that!

hehehe, as a polish person, the english word for an insect being between larva and adult makes me giggle

(pupa means butt)

i’ve spent 25 years on this blue marble fascinated by space, and only recently discovered there multiple long orbit dwarf planets going around the sun??? that is so cool why is this not widely known!

they sold long eggs in my dream once

this mood is what i call “i need to get shit done” where you give the distraction gremlin in your brain candy in the form of music and caffeine whilst you desperately try to use the remaining resources in your brain to get work done because the deadline has entered “i can actually conceptualise this event happening” zone of the calendar and you’re stressing out

4 & 6

the thermometer is showing me scary numbers and i long for reverse hibernation (sleep until it’s cold enough to exist)

oh thank goodness. An image of students typing their notes with the on screen keyboard flashed in my mind and i was scared

casually throws out birth certificate

without a base without a trace

just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult

i think emotional attachment to objects is a human thing overall. but as adhd folks have object permanence issues, we do get re-attached to those objects that we forgot about pretty fast

reading that hurt me on an emotional level, heck no, never, how could you?

please tell me they have those little external keyboards which would make them basically a shitty laptop

huh, i did not know there are more reasons for wearing socks than your feet being cold.

after a certain temperature i physically cannot wear socks as my feet get too hot. i either get to put on sandals, or i’ll take those full shoes and socks off in the middle of whatever bullshit forces them on me

oh sorry, let’s just politely ask the murderers to stop murdering for the 100th time today, maybe this time it will work!

huh! it’s spreading. i’d personally think it’d be rude to start before the scheduled time without everyone present

okay question because i don’t know if i’m out of touch with corporate culture or just not american- are you amarican?

because afaik in Europe it’d be considered rude to begin a meeting before a scheduled time, unless everyone who was supposed to be there is there and agrees that they’d like to start early

reading the summary, it doesn’t seem like the king even saw that slave girl, only her shoe delivered by an eagle

so prolly not those

as much as it will sweetly whisper to you resist picking up the bow, if you pick it up you’ll never use anything else