I’d probably shit the diaper and watch my parents fight

You missed on the occasion to say “two towers with one plane”

Oh so you get the whole 8 hours of sleep?
Ok, ok… Good…
No I’m not mad…

Isn’t this some sort of gimmick a washed up actress (pun intended) would do?

Stick a chewing gum on the thing’s speaker and start singing songs with very dirty and explicit lyrics, like gangsta rap and Bloodhound Gang.
All day long, everyday.
Persuade your colleagues to do the same.
They will have an endless string of report notifications they can’t do shit about.
Fight smart.

Edit: still the best thing to do is unionize as many others already suggested, but fighting on more than one front is a good tactic, wars are won by exhausting your opponent.

…And afterwards, please

Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped

Japan: “did you commit war crimes?”
Israel: “i’m outraged”
Japan:“that isn’t a ‘no’…”

We reached the peak of technology, from now on it’s all gonna be downwards

Were you thinking about Avril under the shower?

Poor puppets

Hey does anyone remember searching for the movie XXX with Vin Diesel? What a fun time…

surprised Pikachu face

Italy, 8€/mo., 100GB data (5GB if travelling in EU), unlimited calls and SMSs

I’m gonna pet it anyways

As it ever was a problem…

Pretty much every minigame in Majora’s Mask is making you forget the world is ending

I used to be in no speaking terms with my mom for a long time, but as I said I didn’t want to be angry anymore, it’s tiresome and ruins your life.
She didn’t improve, but our relationship did because I learned to set boundaries without some sort of “violence escalation” from both sides. It took time and patience, but I think it’s one of the fundamental steps to become a real adult and not just a grown up child

The alternative is to be angry your whole life and that, in my opinion, is even worse.