Yo, listen up, here’s the story

About a little guy that lives in a plastic world

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just plastic

Like him, inside and outside

Plastic house with a plastic little window

And a plastic Corvette and everything is plastic for him

And himself and everybody around

'Cause he ain’t got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)

Put a foam cover around it to make it drop proof

Has he written a line of code in the past 30 years?

Glass is the best food container. Leaves no residue or chemicals, easily recyclable, and even in a landfill it just turns into sand.

No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

This is an example of British colonization.

I addressed this earlier, hummus is used for savory while peanut butter is used for sweet.

Why do you care?

Extra flavor

No, but they are related. They differ because only hummus and peanut butter are used as condiments/dip as opposed to being eaten alone.

I think hummus contains tahini.

If you want to understand the true nature of war, go watch a video of macaque monkeys fighting over territory. We do the same thing and try to convince ourselves it’s different.

I am a peanut butter purist, so IMO real peanut butter is just crushed peanuts and maybe some salt. Anything else is just a peanut-flavored spread.

Peanut butter is paired with sweet while Hummus is paired with savory.

Animals that overeat are completely in control of their actions, they just don’t see how eating makes them sick. Humans on the other hand are completely aware of this and yet we still can’t stop eating.

Somewhere in the IT department at a major bank, a gameboy is storing the private keys

Wait a year and your $1000 $650 Pixel 8 Pro will look like an even cheaper camera.

Look, we all know there is trouble in the world. Why do you feel the need to marinate yourself in it?

When you doompost, you are spreading the doom to others and making it harder for anyone to live a good life.

Spends four hours a day doomscrolling

Why am I depressed?

Blue is the color of calm, reasoned thought, good vibes, clarity