That’s a very unique hammock you’ve designed Mr. Cat

Brain empty, beans full

I’m now imagining an accidental Lemmy meet up in the streets of Cleveland tomorrow, organized by people shouting “HEY!! YOU SINGLE??”

I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn’t interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you’re out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.

Take this post down now kplzthx

The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of “don’t throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday”. That’s potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.

Hopefully the day never comes where this exchange works:

“Stop calling MAGA ‘Nazis’”

“Sorry, you’re right, that’s an insult to Nazis, you’re way worse”

“are there any questions?”

It brings us love, get it!

Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.

They specialize in treating constiptation

Sailor Moonshine

Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy

I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

Today I Dearned?

Looks kinda like what that James guy that does photoshop requests would come up with

Sounds like it has 0 miaowgenta, that’s about as low as it gets

The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency

Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯