To demonstrate the power of flex seal, I SAWED THIS CHICKEN IN HALF!

What is Phil Swift going to do with that chicken?

It’s my favorite part of cutting onions

This reminds me for some reason about the time I found a half-full can of vintage rat poison at an antique store. It was basically entirely arsenic.

Why the pelvis specifically? How did it get there? What were you doing with it?

You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980’s WWF and I’d totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?

Loss will never not be funny.

Haven’t seen her show, but as somebody technically in the UMC with a lot of shit to get rid of, I can understand them wanting to appeal to that market.

Exactly. I dont mind a little extra buffering. I mostly watch things in 720 or 1080, and I’ve barely noticed the change.

I have a printer, and know where the power cord is! I even have it paired to my wifi and use it to scan stuff. Don’t ask me to print anything, I can’t afford the ink.

They’ll also become Air BnB’s! I’d say some other solutions are to ban Air BnB. Everybody moves out of tourist areas leaving a ghost town with no restaurants, shops, or nightlife for the tourists. Or, decrease the global population until there is no housing crisis with the Thanos glove thing. Snap, snap, snap.

Right? I’ll talk about my salary all you want. I think it’s great to know where you stand against others when negotiating for a new job or a raise. Especially since unions aren’t really a thing in my profession.

Don’t talk about my penis. If I want you to know, you’ll know.

I don’t have time to mess around with Arch or customizing things. I tried a couple live boots and went with Mint. Spent 2 hours picking a theme, wallpaper, and menu icon. Boom, done.

Slenderjumpman

Meh, idk. Her makeup and hair well done, she’s clearly curating the look she wants. She seems happy and kind, so I’m speculating she has fulfillment in her life. So, I’m going to disagree.

I’d say “justfuckmyshitup” is bad execution of things, not just things outside of societal norms. Like this bad boy right here.

Pandorum was fantastic. I need to watch it again.

We need more Pink Guy in these troubled times.

I think what’s extra dangerous about Tylenol is that it doesnt feel like it’s doing anything. When it works, some minor pain goes away, or maybe your fever goes down. But there’s no side effects that you really feel, so I bet people get a false sense of security with it. Like, oh it isn’t giving me opioid euphoria, or knocking me out. And you can just buy as much as you want, no restrictions. It must be perfectly safe.