I left Reddit at the start of the APIocalypse. Lemmy is the only social media I use unless you count Youtube which I watch through Newpipe and Smarttube. Tried Mastodon but its not for me.

If you don’t yeet your meat, you can’t have any pudding

Penis sloth

It isn’t?

EDIT: After some searching, turns out it is not.

https://www.eightsleep.com/uk/

What kind of a moron would spend £3000 on something that then needs a subscription to work?

Would have been 1998 at school. Can’t remember what the very first thing I accessed was, probably something educational we were instructed to. We got it at home the following year. I remember downloading my first MP3s from Slipknot’s website around then and spending time in its chatroom. Then I read about Napster in a magazine and gave it a go. We only had the internet at home for a year or two. I had to use it at school and later college or the library after that. But I did have my own website from 2002 - 2005. I remember switching between both Google video and YouTube when they first started. Didn’t get the internet at home again until 2006, first smartphone in 2010.

*How exactly does one suck a fuck? * By installing Windows of course.

I had a similar experience once. Heard a yowling screech that suggested a fight going on in my back street. Went out and saw my cat sitting at the end of my wall looking into the street. Opened the gate and two cats were in the middle with a bunch of other cats sat on the walls around like feline fight club. All of their glowing eyes looked at me at the same time. I just picked up my cat and brought him inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHnlKzGbqZc

Redreader, but thanks

Technically this breed is a domestic shorthair but my cat has the same markings and is pretty similar. Super outgoing and has zero fear but he’d yowl like hell if he broke his leg. He yowls pretty much all the time though.

I can’t ever remember seeing a kid wearing them here in the UK but my grandma once said she used “reins” on my dad and his siblings which would have been from late 1960s to late 1970s.

Yea it’s definitely not the singer Poppy

Before water could be reliably sterilised beer was the only thing people could drink safely. So it would have been the only thing a lot of people drank for their whole lives after they stopped breastfeeding which I think will have contributed quite strongly to it’s popularity.

2 out of 4 ain’t bad, but there’s still a little time left for me.

Maybe my balls and your balls could hang out

That dang ol’ power of the Darkside, strong shall prevail, man.

It was the style at the time.

That Borg ain’t right

You got a girlfriend with that skill? You have no idea how much hope you’ve given me my brother.

Was he not turtley enough for you?